COOL ONE LINERS !!
Until I was 13, I thought my name was ‘Shut Up.’I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.Always and never are two words you sh...
Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.Marriage is a relationship in which one perso...
School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pill...
When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow,When my boss takes a long time, he is thoroughWhen I don’t do it, I am lazy,When my boss does not do it, he is busy,When I do something without be...
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